No, there isn't. Only loop quantum gravity
calculates the ENTROPY of black holes.
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Now, now, let's reconsider the entire
argument but with ENTROPY reversed...
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Subject to ENTROPY,
decay and eventual death.
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This is not anyone's home.
This is a swirling vortex of ENTROPY.
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...because that's the temperature at which
ENTROPY reaches its minimum value.
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